Banana...Phyllis

Sue,
There’s a banana in a sack for you on the table to take to work tonight. I also put in some napkins, your plastic bib and some moist towelettes. Did you know bananas grow pointing up? They do. Oh, and just so you know, because bananas are high in potassium, they are a little bit radioactive. But don’t worry. It can’t be any more harmful than the mushrooms from the backyard I put in your salad last night. You’re as likely to have a good-hair day as you are to be harmed by the tiny trace of potassium-40 that the banana contains. So…enjoy!

Have a good night at work. See you in the morning. Love you!

Phyllis